oneangryelephant:

Life Hack: If your house smells like gasoline, use candles to get rid of the smell. Spraying air freshener near the flame helps too.

"I made the beat retarded so I’m callin’ it a slow jam."

-Childish Gambino

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When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now, are they?

Bob Monkhouse
All I ever wanted was the world

All I ever wanted was the world

I still have yet to find a crime drama that has the police raid the house of a suspect taking a shit. 

Like seriously though, what do police do when that happens?

Work before pleasure my ass

Merriam Webster