Life Hack: If your house smells like gasoline, use candles to get rid of the smell. Spraying air freshener near the flame helps too.
When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now, are they?
I still have yet to find a crime drama that has the police raid the house of a suspect taking a shit.
Like seriously though, what do police do when that happens?